who am i kidding the only exercise i need is sex
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
The poor models at Louis Vuitton.
yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it
Oh my god this is real
if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will
So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.
- Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
- She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
- She has a law degree.
- She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
- While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”
and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift
Comfort you when you’re sad
We all feel down now and then
But I’m here if you need me